Nightbeer

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About Nightbeer
Salut à tous. Vous me connaissez tous, je suis Night, vous m'avez sûrement vu dans des films tels que "Il faut tuer le Soldat Ryan" ou "Y-a-t'il un flic pour sauver Casimir ?". J'ai aussi joué au théâtre dans des pièces telles que "Le père Noël fait partie de la bande des Tortues Ninja" ou "Les Limaces ça craint et c'est moche, puis ça sent le poulailler". J'ai 7 ans, j'aime empailler des animaux vivants. (C'est mieux pour le réalisme de la chose.) Mon chien adore jouer avec moi. Je sais aussi fabriquer des bombes avec du Coca light et des Mentos. Plus tard, je veux être agriculteur en Colombie, parce qu'ils gagnent plus qu'ici. Je passe mon temps à dire des trucs sans aucun sens et à raconter n'importe quoi, c'est normal, je viens d'un pays où c'est un trait racial majeur. (Vous devinerez lequel, c'est facile, c'est le meilleur des pays.) Un jour j'ai écrasé un escargot et ça m'a bien plu. Je cherche une fille de minimum 90 ans, très riche, très mala... euh gentille et qui aime les animaux empaillés. (Je peux empailler son caniche pour pas cher.) Voilà. Si vous avez des questions, c'est 10 euros la réponse. L'autographe c'est 20 euros et je peux me déplacer pour votre anniversaire afin d'épater vos amis ou collègues de bureaux. (1000 euros, strip-tease intégral compris.) PS: Oui, cette présentation ne vous apprend rien, mais moi, ça m'a bien fait rire de la faire =P
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