fallslikedominos

Miss Pennsylvania, United States 29 years-old Single

Renagirl 9 September 2013, 12:46 East Hartford, United States

Today, the guy I love asked me if hooking up counted as dating, because he thinks I'm "super hot," but he doesn't want "all the relationship shit." FML

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natattack 11 September 2013, 21:35 Temple, United States

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

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lyfisdyno 12 September 2013, 00:16 Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML

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