Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
karaanne21
Mrs Richmond, Usa 31 years-old In a relationship
bnc
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Jefferson City, United States
Casual…
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML