By AdrianTahiti - 18/12/2011 23:02 - France
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Ce n'est pas moi. C'est une actrice.
J'aurais pu mettre David Bowie, mais non, j'ai mis Alice David parce que je l'aime bien.
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Oooh ma vdm est publiée ! Merci ! :D En fait mon voisin s'est avéré être un cinglé, vraiment, vraiment (oui ça date de quelques mois). C'était un vieux monsieur complètement gâteux. Du genre il nous mettait des photos de lui dans notre boîte aux lettres, avec écrit au dos "avec toute mon affection". Il s'amusait à taper dans le mur aussi. Une nuit il a sonné à la porte en peignoir en disant qu'il avait peur de l'orage, qu'il allait faire des cauchemars, et qu'il aimerait bien dormir sur notre canapé. Je précise qu'il n'y avait pas d'orage. Bref. Voilà le personnage. Mais on a pas eu à le supporter longtemps : un mois après notre arrivée, sa famille l'a envoyé en maison de retraite :)
By désespoir - 14/03/2012 22:16 - France
By yannisjadis - 15/03/2012 13:11 - France
Bonsoir! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (pfiou ça fait bizarre d'écrire ça...). Merci pour la publication et tous les commentaires! Pour rassurer tout le monde: le patient va bien, c'était un très bon chirurgien qui a rattrapé son erreur très rapidement et sans qu'il y ait de conséquences! Mais c'est vrai que sur le coup, quand on entend ce genre de remarque c'est quand même l'angoisse! En tout cas je vois que ce genre de situations en inspire certains! (mention spéciale au pavé de NeoShiki qui m'a vraiment beaucoup fait rire!)