MrTheTutu_fml

Mr Saint-Gratien, France 34 years-old In a relationship

verycherryfucked 28 April 2013, 22:10 Bronx, United States

News to me

Today, I had to go to the hospital for an allergic reaction. Turns out, I'm highly allergic to cherry blossoms. My wife and I just bought a house and moved into a new neighborhood. Almost every block in this neighborhood, including my own, has rows and rows of cherry blossom trees. FML

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Gioia This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Vidin, Bulgaria

Hard pass

Today, I was so nervous about a first date that while trying to break a silence in the beginning, I asked, "So, you afraid of any insects?" No wonder I didn't get a second date. FML

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