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Miss Volendam, The netherlands 35 years-old

fire 15 December 2009, 00:00 United States

Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML

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Proof-Reader 15 December 2009, 08:32 United States

Nice try

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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