Miss Philadelphia 35 years-old In a relationship
Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
Today, I should probably throw out my old, torn dress as my boob popped out to say hello to a passing car. FML
Today, I answered a call from a customer. She expected me to exchange her item without her actually having to go to one of our 800+ stores. FML
Today, the pizza delivery guy and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML
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