nosestealer
Brampton, Canada
Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML
LexieIsMe
Miss 27 years-old Single
barebackingit
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Kanata, Canada
Flasher
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML