volleyballchick5_fml

Seattle, USA 30 years-old

Anonymous 4 September 2011, 04:15 United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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Anonymous 4 September 2011, 16:21 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

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