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Miss SINGAPORE, SINGAPORE 40 years-old

burnedboy 18 January 2010, 19:39 United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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Anonymous 27 August 2013, 18:39 East Northport, United States

Be strong

Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML

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