They're perfect for each other! yosmurf - 11/03/2017 18:00 Today, I took my brother to the ER. His bimbo girlfriend told him he has "ironing board abs" so they had the bright idea of ironing her clothes on his stomach. When the Dr. asked him why he didn't stop if it burned, he said he didn't want to look "like a pussy". He'd have likely drowned if she'd gotten it right and said "washboard abs". FML 5 653 567
An Expensive Snack Chihuahuanope - 08/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Lincoln Today, my girlfriend's 2lb chihuahua ate 500 dollars worth of textbook. FML 6 913 780