david_ezekias

Mr Santa Cruz de Tenerife, España 34 years-old In a relationship

IloveJapan 2 April 2012, 14:02 Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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Wannabees This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Canada

Racing stripes

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

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