Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML
alekzandrang
Single
the lannisters send their retards
London, United Kingdom
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Boston, United States
Judgemental
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
jake
Sydney, Australia
Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML