KingKralj

Mr Dublin 24 years-old Single

notagoodjoke 25 December 2016, 01:01 Vincentown, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, Christmas Eve, I told my wife she has three presents to choose from: one large, one small and one tiny. She immediately responded, "Is the tiny one in your pants?". FML

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AmPatt 26 December 2016, 16:06 Grand Junction, United States

Today, despite driving extremely slowly and cautiously, we slid off the road due to ice and snow. The car hit a rock and the airbags deployed. We were in my 3-month-old car because the engine in my husband's truck blew last week. Merry Christmas to us. FML

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