Salut toi !
By TortueNinja - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
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By TortueNinja - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
By Zenob - 19/07/2012 08:49 - France - Paris
By Rosewater - 31/07/2012 13:21 - France - Saint-georges-de-montaigu
Yo, c'est moi qui ai posté cette VDM! Alors pour commencer je suis une grande soeur de 18 ans et c'est mon petit frère de 10 ans qui m'a lancé cette vanne qui m'a laissé sur le cul (lol) . Je suis moi même assez matte mais lui passe son temps dehors alors il est encore plus bronzé que moi. Et ses petites fesses sont nettement plus bronzées que mes bras, j'ai vérifié ^^'. Merci pour vos commentaires ils m'ont bien fait rire.
By MoreThanEver - 16/08/2012 17:38 - France - Saint-g
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By byby31 - 25/09/2012 00:09 - France - Toulouse
#6 quand il est question de survie les femmes savent se montrer très rusées. # 34 et 37, je confirme. Et je finis sa phrase, "si je n'avais rien donné à manger aux moustiques, ils auraient tenté toute la nuit de passer sous le dôme de protection (couverture) " C'est vrai que vu comme ça, ça vaut bien une jambe sacrifiée ...
By Anonyme - 26/09/2012 17:14 - France - Magny-le-hongre
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By bob91 - 24/05/2008 15:22
c'est exactement ce qui s'est passé ! en plus j'étais trop fier de moi, j'étais super loin et j'ai réussi à le toucher ^^ Quand il m'a vu il s'est barré sans demander son reste, je pense pas qu'il ai vu que cétait les clés :D