Miss Nicosia, Cyprus 32 years-old
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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