NorthernLights96

Over the Rainbow, Canada 30 years-old Single

Lesser 17 February 2013, 08:02 Glenfield, Australia

Today, I went shopping with my two-year-old nephew. He threw a tantrum in the middle of the store because I would not show him my "boobies". A man came up to us and said I should do what my nephew wanted. FML

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Anonymous 19 February 2013, 00:26 San Francisco, United States

Which one are you?

Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML

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xtammyle 19 February 2013, 07:01 Lower Plenty, Australia

Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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