meganxomarie

Miss 28 years-old

imsad 6 November 2009, 22:26 United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML

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FootyFoot This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Australia

Charming

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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