josh1879

Mr Pullman, Washington, USA 31 years-old Single

mynameisarmpit 15 November 2010, 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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fuckered519 6 December 2014, 19:53 Du Quoin, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML

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