A_andrews93

Mrs Deltona, USA 32 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 1 November 2012, 11:17 Hull, United Kingdom

Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML

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ladylol 24 November 2012, 13:54 Towcester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML

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