Today, on a train, a little boy and girl come up to me and ask how babies are made. Already pretty uncomfortable with their question, their mother suddenly appears and says, "Go on, tell them!" FML
By Anthony /
Thursday 14 April 2016 23:15 /
France
i see...a button...a message button! click and text me! I always welcome a good chat even if it's short.
Have sympathy and mercy on others,because someday you'll wish someone will have the same type of mercy on you.
"Beating my drum like dum di di dey
"'Cause I've seen 'em all talk until they start gunnin'
Quicker than Usain Bolt, the
fastest thing runnin' -Akon
I do believe everything can be solved with peace.
team cap FTW.
"Make me feel the warm, make me feel the cold.
It's written in our story, it's written on the walls.
This is our call, we rise and we fall.
Dancin' in the moonlight, don't we have it all?"
Thanks for dropping by!
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