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only 10 more hours to go 6 January 2012, 11:40 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, at work, I slipped and fell on my backside. The creepy security guard offered to 'kiss it better.' FML

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Anonymous 10 February 2012, 05:31 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

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