Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Cinis
Miss Sandy, Oregon 36 years-old In a relationship
hoody
United States
thechaos
Pittsfield, United States
Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML
eamiller
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Franklin, United States
Stolen valor
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML