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cryface · 7 February 2014, 04:48 ·Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Caught a stray bullet

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. FML

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Anonymous · 8 February 2014, 18:49 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Who knows?

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML

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