Likeaboss3

Mount Pleasant, United States 31 years-old

Alone 28 December 2012, 05:24 United States

Please don't!

Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML

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anonymous 27 March 2013, 23:55 Honolulu, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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