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Miss Ontario, Canada In a relationship

Anonymous 18 November 2015, 02:13 Herndon, United States

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML

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Anonymous 18 November 2015, 11:40 Vienna, Austria

Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML

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