trey_lackey

Mr dover, U.S.A 28 years-old In a relationship

nosey 8 April 2013, 19:20 Mountain Ash, United Kingdom

Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

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Zxz 8 April 2013, 21:51 Canada

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

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