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Mangled Shoelace 3 February 2017, 00:00 Renfrew, United Kingdom

Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML

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so unsexy 4 August 2016, 21:32 Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy

The sensual world

Today, I thought I'd spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair. FML

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