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Mr Michigan, United States 29 years-old Single

Punphmelch 26 March 2014, 08:45 Adelaide, Australia

Good girl

Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I'm most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML

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BlueMacaw This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Lake Elsinore, United States

Use the force

Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML

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