BakersCake

Boone 30 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 20 May 2016, 16:59 Harker Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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Ban Hammered 25 May 2016, 10:35 New York, United States

Today, I babysat my neighbor's twin 4-year-old girls again. When I took them out for lunch, they apparently had been addressing themselves as "my bitches", taught to them by their devil spawn 13-year-old brother. Everyone, including Chuck E. Cheese himself, was not pleased. FML

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