InsomniacDream

Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff ·San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Punished

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

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Anonymous · 13 April 2015, 01:56 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Protip

Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML

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anonymous · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff ·Knoxville, United States

Good boy

Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML

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henhouse · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff ·Brunswick East, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Happy Valentine's Day

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

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