SixtyNiners

Minnesota Single

blanknameisblank This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Fayetteville, United States

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Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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fuckered519 6 December 2014, 19:53 Du Quoin, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML

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