mylifelesstouch

Miss Sacramento, United states 28 years-old

anon This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Irwin, United States

Merry Christmas, I guess…

Today, a very drunk woman at the family Christmas party told me she felt terrible that I didn't have a mother who cared about me. She's my mother. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Milwaukee, United States

D.A.R.E. to say no

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

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titmeister 28 June 2016, 16:30 Bayonne, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Lookalike

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML

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