MonsterOfAGirl

Miss Epicville, USA 27 years-old Single

spellbound 19 December 2012, 14:59 Perth, Australia

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML

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Anonymous 3 October 2015, 07:00 Minneapolis, United States

Oh shit…

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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