nearly20yetasfearfulasatoddlerhavingnightmares
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Allen, United States
Jumpy
Today, it's my third night of finally living on my own in a house. I can't count the number of times I have run to my knife and pepper spray after hearing "suspicious" sounds. Maybe I'm not ready to be an adult after all. FML