dalaney10

Mrs slidell, Louisiana 36 years-old In a relationship

cheddar 20 July 2011, 22:17 United States

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

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poopiter 27 July 2013, 18:31 Grand Junction, United States

The betrayal

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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