valerie_273

Miss New Jersey, USA 25 years-old Single

zzarzzur 22 May 2015, 06:55 San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

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smyp 27 August 2015, 08:23 Lithuania 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he'd slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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