PhUk_My_LiFe

Mr Some Place, Somewhere 35 years-old

headache 23 February 2015, 01:41 United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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sistertaxi This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Australia

High on life

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

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