russty

russty · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·United States

After the flood

Today, I walked to my car to find a window smashed in. Lucky for me, nothing was stolen. It did, however, rain all morning. FML

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Jon · 18 January 2010, 20:26 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Oh, hello there

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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