Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML
riscat22
Miss smithers, british columbia 29 years-old Single
TwinDad
United States
wtfisthisworldcomingto
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Bananarama
Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
ugh
United States
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML