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Bless

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML