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pb_and_josh

Mr Windsor, Canada 33 years-old

Today, I was masterbating in my room and my dad calls up because the burgers are ready. I finish quickly and "clean up". Later I'm eating my burger, and sauce is getting on my fingers and I'm licking it off. Then I realized, in my hast to "clean up", I forgot to wipe my hand. FML

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