destiny328

Miss Fresno, USA 27 years-old Single

fml 13 November 2013, 17:30 Haslemere, United Kingdom

Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML

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fuck off, dad 2 January 2014, 17:07 Philadelphia, United States

Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML

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