Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML
LegoCarpet
Mr New York 30 years-old
Torbey
Adelaide, Australia
toametru1
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I mockingly made "President Trump" jokes all day to my friends, knowing Clinton was bound to win the election. FML
chucklesman96
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Westerose, Canada
Safe as houses
Today, I got shot in the leg while taking a firearms safety course. FML