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By taintedlover - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
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By taintedlover - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
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By wondercat40 - 24/04/2014 21:19 - United States - Indianapolis
He just stared blankly at me as I ran off, and that's definitely not a good sign of anything! I see him at my band classes, but I haven't spoken to him since. Thank you for the comments, a lot of them made me laugh. I don't know the where the Jesus drummer's band came from either, it was a local band that I forgot the name of. However, I think it was a Christian band. Oh, the irony.