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Mrs Casa Grande, AZ, USA 32 years-old In a relationship

possibly fucked 22 June 2014, 20:34 Lisbon, Portugal 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

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Razi_tail 25 June 2014, 04:13 Nixa, United States

Today, I lost my dog while hiking. After searching the trails for an hour and a half, he was by the car. FML

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PrincessPromotion 26 July 2014, 16:29 Havertown, United States

Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

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