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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Sacramento
By ElementaryEdGuy - 12/09/2014 03:22 - United States - Benton
I work in a low-income school. Very rarely do we have students who have OLD (think Nokia brick) cellphones that are deactivated so that they can call the police if necessary. These students are usually our 4th & 5th graders who may be involved with activities after school. Occasionally we will have a student with one of those "cellphones" that can only be used to contact parents & police. Otherwise, this was a rarity.