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Mr San Diego, ca 43 years-old It's complicated

oxbbabexo 14 April 2009, 13:45 United States

The truth

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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thebeachisthatway 22 October 2012, 18:56 Worcester, United States

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

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