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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

10 out of 10 for originality

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

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heallven 31 January 2013, 12:26 Ostricourt, France

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

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muffins This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Potomac, United States

The customer is always an ass

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML

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