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Beginner
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Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

13%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

2%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

10%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

4%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

40%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

8%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

20%

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Sayno2mermaids's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it